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LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS

 

An application was for employment
A program was TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something what you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file


Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!

Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue,
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!
It would hurt when you found out!

 

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Muhammad Shaukat

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Last Updated on Monday, 25 October 2010 05:46  
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